More Muffins Please

There are some Saturday mornings I wake up, and if the kitchen counters are actually clear, I'm in an instant baking mood.  The girls will typically ask for pancakes and bacon, and often I will oblige, providing bacon exists in the "fridge-a-frator" (Karsyn) and it usually does.

But I was downstairs this week before they were.  And in the fruit basket hung 3 bananas, dangerously close to dropping to the counter from their precarious hanging spot because they were so overripe.  Gotta do something about that before the fruit flies start swarming.  Bread? Meh.  Boring.  Muffins!  Yay!  And why not add chocolate chips?  Muffins are always better with chocolate chips.  Heck, ANYTHING is better with chocolate chips.  Besides, if I made pancakes, they'd have chips in 'em too.  Oh yes, let's play.

Ingredients

• 3 overripe bananas
• 1.5 c flour
• 1/2 c sugar
• 1t baking soda
• 1 egg
• 1/4 c melted butter/margarine
• chocolate chips... just pour!

Mash the bananas in bowl until they are not quite pureed, but have a few small chunks.  Add to that the one egg and beat.  Add flour, add sugar, add baking soda, add butter.  Stir with spatula until just combined.  Spoon batter (will be thick) into muffin tins.    No need to grease them, and please, don't use cupcake papers... these are muffins, not cupcakes.
This will yield just about 12 muffins only.  Put into 350 degree oven for 30 minutes.  Let cool.

Kassidy couldn't devour them fast enough.  Best breakfast idea ever and it took me all of 35 minutes to make from mash to out of the oven.

But wait, there's more!!
As I put the 12 muffins in the oven, I realized that 12 just isn't enough.  I needed more.  But... bananas were gone.  Thinking, I remembered that I had overripe peaches I had sliced sitting in the fridge!  Yes, score!

Repeat recipe, substitute bananas with peaches.  And withhold the chocolate chips.  My only change I would make the the peach would be adding finely chopped pecans.  I did not do this since my girls don't like nuts.  But adding pecans to the peach muffins... Oh yeah, yum.  If you do this, let me know how it turns out.

But why stop there?  Kassidy asked if I could do lemon.  I did not do lemon on Saturday, but oh the possibilities of lemon and blueberry.

This recipe is SO versatile.  It's based off an old banana bread recipe I got from middle school.  So no muffin tins, no problem, drop the batter into a bread pan and bake for up to 45 minutes, or until a toothpick comes out clean.  It's never failed me.  It's a thicker muffin, but so good with a cup of coffee and doesn't toss crumbs all over your lap like most muffins.  The biggest plus.

Let's Holla for Challah Bread!

Alright, this all started several weeks ago around Thanksgiving time.  The Food Network aired an episode of Unwrapped and featured Challah Bread.  (See Video)  Challah bread is a Jewish bread, a special bread made for celebrations and holidays.  (Wikipedia)  It just looked SO YUMMY that I wanted to bake it.  Why bake when you can buy?  Well, my home town is very much an Italian and Porteguese fishing port, our bakeries are pretty much going to carry Italian style loaves only.  And I didn't want to have to go "out of my way" to get it.  So.. why not bake it?  I've baked.....um... well.... I've used my bread machine for raisin bread!  Hrm... that never comes out right though... but I've used my bread machine for pizza dough, does that count!?  Hardly.  So why experiment with baking bread now?  Well why not!?  And besides, I'm a converted Catholic, raised Lutheran, trying to make Jewish bread, what could POSSIBLY go wrong??

Bread is actually quite easy to make, is just time consuming.  And now that (just about) everyone has a Kitchen Aid mixer with a dough hook.. kneeding by hand is a thing of the past!  So, I started my search for the great recipe.  Gotta find a Jew.  But alas, those of the Jewish faith I know... turns out... they all BUY their Challah bread from local bakeries, or.... BJ's/Costco!  No one had a tried and true recipe for me.  I got all sorts of tales about blessings, including one from a co-worker.... it involves flinging a live chicken around your head in the kitchen, over the unbaked bread.  This is to ward off bad spirits and evil mojo or something.  Sounded more like Voodoo than a Jewish blessing/prayer to me, but I found it comical.  And not to worry, I worked it into my recipe.  Anyhow, when recipe by association failed, I headed to the internet.

Searching for a recipe took about a week.  I knew what the bread was supposed to look like, and according to the Food Network, it was supposed to be yellow and eggy and sweet, but cake like.  Right.  So, I knew the recipe needed lots of eggs, had to include sugar, and needed to be from a valuable resource.  Just as I was about to give up, I fell upon Chabad.org and what looked like a good recipe.  It also had several replies and comments of success.  Bingo.  Here we go.

Got home, cleaned up the kitchen, occupied the kids, time to bake, recipe -> Print.  Ok... 5lbs of flour.  POUNDS!?  Wait a second... just how much bread is this going to make????  2oz of fresh yeast.  FRESH YEAST?  Where in the world does one get that?  Can I substitute, all I got is Active Dry and Rapid Rise... oh jeeeze and how does one measure one half of 1/3 cup?  So, last minute scramble with yet another internet search on how to convert this to that and that to this.  And oh yea, Rob I'm getting flour on your mail scale.

Phew.  Ok.  Recipe found, math done, kids still occupied, Karsyn's getting fussy, must act fast, here we go, let's play.  (The original recipe can be found here.)

This current recipe will make a giant loaf of Challah.  If it rises correctly, you will get loaf that should just about fill your cookie sheet it's being baked on.  Double the recipe by making it twice, and you'll get two loafs that size.  Or, you can cut this ball into even smaller  pieces and get 2 small loafs out of it.

Ingredients
     I cut everything from the original recipe in half in order to get it into my Kitchen Aid mixer, and below are those conversions.
 
2.5lbs sifted all-purpose flour
1oz fresh yeast (or .4oz Active Dry yeast) - get a scale, I didn't convert to tsp or T
1T course salt, I didn't have course salt, so I used 1.5T of table salt
2 1/4 cups warm water
1/4+1/8 cup of vegetable oil
1/2+half of 1/3 cups sugar (yea, estimate that half of 1/3)
2.5 egg yolks (this was just about 1/4 cup of yolk)
(keep those egg whites aside for later)

1. No need to dissolve the yeast, we have Active Dry, which means it's going to activate once the water hits it while its rising in your bowl.  Or something like that, I'm no chemist, but I know this works.  It's how the bread machines do it!
2. In the mixer, add in this order:  salt, 2/3 of all the flour, oil, sugar, yolks, water, yeast.
3. Put your mixer on 2 or 3 and let it go for 12 minutes while everything is combined.  You may need to scrape the side at least once.
4. Add the rest of the flour while the mixer is on speed 1, let it incorporate and up speed back to 2 or 3 let the dough come into a ball.  Don't over mix.  Just as it looks like a tangible ball, stop the mixer.
5. Prepare a well greased bowl that is twice the size of your current ball of dough and transfer the dough into that bowl.
6. Cover with saran wrap and let it sit on the counter for 2 to 3 hours so it can rise.  It will double in size.
7. Repeat steps 2-6 if you want to make more dough.

Let it rise.............. 3 hours, what to do with all that time?  Well, you can make dinner, watch the Survivor finale a day late, and put you little one to bed while the dough rises.

Ok, it's risen!

1. Preheat your oven to 400 degrees.
2. Spill the dough onto a VERY lightly dusted flour surface.  
3. Separate into 6 pieces and roll into your traditional play-dough snakes.  
4. Line them all up next to one another and start braiding.  Now, I did a weave because that made sense to me.  The website I got the original recipe from tells you how to do the 6 strand braid, but it was all Latin to me so I just guessed.  
5. Braid it all up nice and tight, tuck the ends under, and place it on a greased cookie sheet. 

• Let it sit, 20 minutes.  What to do.... how about all the dishes?  Yep, that worked.  Set the timer, get going.
• Ok, now what?  Oh right, co-worker mentioned his grandmother would fling the chicken around the kitchen over her head.
• No chicken... not happening... now what?

•  Chickens...check.

1. Remember those egg whites? Yeah, give them a good whisk.  Break out that basting brush you never use and slather those egg whites on the dough generously.  Now, the recipe calls for more egg yolks, but really, must we waste more egg whites?  Let's just use them.  Should be the same result.
2. Put the bread on the middle rack of your oven at the pre-heated 400 degrees and set timer for 10 minutes.
3. 10 minutes done, set the oven down to 340 degrees and set timer for 30 minutes.

and wait.....

Ding!!!!  Oven says the bread should be done.  But how do you know it's really done?  Well, another Google search... take it's temp.  Apparently 190 degrees internal temp for bread is the correct doneness.  So, find that meat thermometer you just had to have but never use, and take the temperature of the bread.  190?  good, take it out and let it cool!

 Now, I'm told that there are two GREAT ways to eat Challah.  The first, is you just pull the braided chunks and dive right in, eating in plain.  One variation of this is to serve with a little whipped cream cheese and smoke salmon.  I will be apparently trying both methods tomorrow with my co-workers providing said means of consumption.  The other great way I'm told to eat this... and if this is the case, I just might have to make this again after the holidays when I have another 4 hours of time on my hands... is to make FRENCH TOAST.  Now, if you could smell my kitchen right about now, you'd realize just how AWESOME this idea of french toast out of Challah bread really and truly sounds.

Now... I have yet to take a bite of this bread, so while I'm writing this, I can't tell you how successfull this recipe really is.  So, an update tomorrow I'm sure.  For now, they are cooling and making my kitchen smell divine.

Happy Hanukkah everyone as my timing for baking is just right.

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OK, totally couldn't wait, I just had to pull a chunk from the side as I was wrapping one up....
OH
MY
GOODNESS
I'm never eating real bread again,
ever.

Got Dough? Make stromboli!

Tuesday night was pizza night in our house this past week.  I took dough out of the freezer, was all excited that I already had the necessary ingredients and was feeling ready to go.  It was 4:30, the dough should be defrosted by 6:30/7:00, this was great.  WRONG.  Pizza dough does not defrost in just 2 hours.  By the time Rob got home and we decided what to do, the dough balls were still frozen solid.  So the great husband that he is, he went to the grocery store and bought two fresh balls for pizza night.

This however, left me with 2 extra balls of dough and what to do with them....Didn't have time to do anything Wednesday night and who really wants pizza two nights in a row?  There was no time on Thursday, and Friday we went to the Topsfield Fair.  So there the balls of dough sat in my fridge exploding inside their bag they were rising so much.

Well, conveniently Saturday night, I had invited neighbors over for food and drinks, so it was time to play.  I've been craving an Italian Sub recently, so I thought an Italian cold cuts calzone or stromboli would fit the bill, just right.  But I've never actually made one.  Can't be too hard, roll up the meats, add some cheese, bake it, slice it.  Alright, let's play.

Ingredients: (makes 2)

• Mortadella - 1/2 pound sliced
• Salami - 1/2 pound sliced
• Hot Capicola - 1/2 pound sliced
• Shredded Mozzarella Cheese
• Now, I opted for Mozzarella because it's the cheesiest and I like things to be ooey and gooey.  My husband also prefers this cheese.  If I were making this for just me, I would be using sliced of provolone, since that's what really goes into an Italian sub.
• And of course, dough, 2 balls

Let's Play:

• Preheat oven to 475 degrees, place rack in center
• Roll out the dough, using flour so it doesn't stick.  You want it in a rectangle shape.  I made mine probably 12" x 18" - didn't really measure it, just guessing.
• Once rolled out start with the mortadella, lay it out, one slice on the other the long way, use half of your stash
• Then layer on the salami, i do a double row so it's the same width as the mortadella
• Then layer on the capicola
• Top it with some mozzarella cheese.
• Fold the left and right sides of the dough in on top of the meat
• This will prevent the cheese from seeping out the sides.  It should all start to look like this:

 

• Start at the bottom and now roll it, like you would a swiss roll.
• Once rolled, place it on a cookie sheet, or a pizza pan, that you've lightly dusted with corn meal so it doesn't stick.
• Repeat this and make a 2nd one. (providing you purchased ingredients enough)
• Place them in the oven for 10 minutes.  At 10 minutes, watch them to make sure they're not burning too much.  Start to gauge whether you "think they are done" - and just cook them maybe 2 minutes longer if you don't believe it's cooked through.

Sauce:

• While the stromboli is cooking there for 10 minutes  you may find yourself bored, so make this quick dipping sauce for them.
• 4oz can of plain tomato sauce
• Dump into a small sauce pan
• Add to it - garlic salt, basil, oregano - be generous here, it's a  flavorful sauce so you want them to really come through. 
• Bring to simmer and let simmer for the 10 minutes.  Taste, if not flavorful enough, add more Basil and garlic salt.

Slice the stromboli with a serrated  knife, not pressing down too hard, let the knife do its cutting.
Put sauce in a bowl, place stromboli around the bowl on your plate.
This makes a great appetizer for a party, it even makes a good meal if it's just 4 of you.

I Could Eat a Whole Bag of Mozzarella Cheese

It's pizza night at our house.  For a while we were doing every Thursday.  Changing things up now due to scheduling conflicts on Thursdays.  I grew up in a household where mom cooked dinner every night.  But dad, dad could make pizza.  And THAT was awesome.  We (my sister and I) would stand about the kitchen as he pulled and prodded and tossed and turned.  Sauce would flow and the mozzarella cheese was endless.  It would come out of the oven all hot and ooey gooey.  Many a tongue was burnt since we dove right in anxious to get the first bite of cheesy goodness.

Now that I have a household of my own, I pass this tradition down.  Kassidy doesn't like sauce.  No pizza sauce, no spaghetti sauce.  A blog for another time.  So, the solution was to make pizza rather than buy it.  But isn't pizza hard to make?  You ask.  But what about the dough?  You ask.  This my friends is pizza in 15 minutes or less.  By no means gourmet, but hey, let's play!  And for you parents out there, this is a great way to get the kids involved!  They can help at ever single step.

• Pre-heat your oven to 475 degrees, NOW, do not put the pizza in until it's 475
• Pizza dough - where can you get this?  Well, your local grocery store of course.  You didn't know that?  Yep, usually in the deli section "somewhere" - and most places do regular "white" dough, as well as wheat options.  I like the wheat, it tends to crisp up more.  But we usually just do the white.
• Now, if you want this dinner to take more preparation and longer than 15 minutes, this is where you can divert from the recipe.  Dough, cold, directly out of the store bag will work, just fine.  It makes a "heavy" crust, you can get it crisp.  But if you like a light and fluffy crust, you'll want to let this sit out for a bit.  Get a bowl, spray it with your cooking spray of choice, place the dough in, turn it once to coat both sides, cover it with a towel, and let it sit.  On the counter.  Don't worry, it's going to be fine.
• Ok, so we got the dough.  Give it a good splash of flour so it's got a light dusting on all surfaces.  Stretch it, toss it, roll it out.  Have fun.  Get it into a circle if you have circle pans, put it in a rectangle for cookie sheets.  I use 14" round pans I got at a certain W-mart store for $12 each.  LOVE them.  Before you put the dough on, give it a few shakes of corn meal.  Don't have cornmeal, give it a light dusting of flour.
• With the dough on the pan, move onto sauce.  I use plain old, no ingredients, store brand tomato sauce.  Small can, what is that like 4oz?  Spoon it out in the quantity you desire.
• Now, we play.  Spices!  Think ITALIAN. - Basil, Oregano, Parsley, Onion Powder, Garlic Salt - sprinkle high for even coating.  (Kids LOVE doing this)
• Cheese... Oh Cheese, how do I love thee, let me count the ways...... Mozzarella and lots of it.  I load it on.  You'd think I was having cheese with some dough rather than dough with cheese.  Oh yes, the ooey-ist and gooey-ist.  Often, I find that adding some cheddar, monterrey jack, provolone, parmessan... oh yes, cheese, I love you.  {drooooool}  Anyhow, load your cheese on.
• Toppings!  Time to play again.  Load it up.  Broccoli, pepperoni, mushrooms, chicken, pineapple, ham, linguini, peppers/onions... a blog for another time again... but choose your favorite and put it on.
• Oven - remember do NOT put it in if the oven isn't full 475 degrees.
• 10 minutes, don't open the door until the buzzer goes off.  And even then, don't open it, turn the light on and look at it.  Did the dough rise? Is it a golden brown color?  No?  Give it just 2 more minutes?  How about now?  no?  1 minute.  Keep watching it and pull when you think it's done.
• Cutting board, pizza slicer, put the slices back on the hot pan to keep them warm.
• Add your favorite cold beverage to a glass.
• Yum.
  
  This is our 1/2 cheese no sauce, 1/2 mushroom extra cheese pizza from tonight.